#at least vince vaughn was hot.
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s1 of true detective has its own share of misogyny but at the very least, thereâs a thread throughout it that not treating the women in your life with respect leads to those women not wanting to be around you. marty consistently views women & girls as either in need of protection or in want of sex rather than as complex people, & the story punishes him for this. maggie leaves him & his daughters barely talk to him & his girlfriends are few & far between. & this doesnât make him a bad person! heâs the hero of the story & he cares incredibly deeply about them, but until he sees them as people, itâs hard for them to want to be around him. itâs a baseline understanding that misogyny, both systematically & on personal levels, leads to women being miserable.
compare that with s2, which somewhat builds itself around conversations of sexual agency & exploitation, but cannot define a single woman outside of her relationship to men. women are abused by men & must be saved by them; when women help themselves they do so ineffectively; they scream & cry & fuck & even then men know how to do it better. even ani, the main character & the Strong Badass Woman detective, is punished for having sex. she cannot protect herself or process her own sexual trauma (only men can help her do that), & she cannot make good decisions in terms of partners (& it's only fair that men degrade & shame her in response.) the only way she, & any other woman in s2, can be happy is through marriage or motherhood. she expresses nowhere in the show that she wants to be a mother, but the viewer is meant to accept her ending as happy, because she has a baby, so she MUST be. the only women who matter, or who can find any sort of contentment, are the mothers of sons. every child in s2 is a boy because women exist only to raise or fuck them, & have no experience of girlhood at all. you can be happy only if you find a good man, & if you can't, only if you commit yourself to being a good mother to your sons. women can only be happy with men to guide them. & also the mystery is boring to watch because fuck you
#true detective#true detective s2#i didn't like s4 but i would watch it one million times before i ever rewatched s2. hated s2 that much#it was also just weirdly written like the mystery made no sense đ#spoilers . but when they killed the gay cop one of the characters had a line being like There are a series of tunnels we use underneath the#city & I texted my friend screenshots being like WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT? WHAT? WHAT????#at least vince vaughn was hot.#god it's not even like the season failed in terms of the what you act like vs. what you are aspect like that theme was very clear#but i don't careeee about it when you write women like you've never spoken to one in your life#ani is just treated so grossly! by other characters & by the WRITERS like oh my god#like an exercise in patting yourself on the back going We understand women we solved everything & it's like no#you gave her knives & issues & then called her useless that is not solving anything#ALSO OH MY GODDDD can i talk about the stupid ani/ray scene.#this is a woman constantly terrified of SA & distrustful of men why would she not use protection#like how does it make sense at all for her to do that even if she trusted ray like WHAT. you're telling me they used no protection at all#sobbing on the sofa & she immediately got pregnant. god i hate that season#but it's a happy ending for her even though she loses her job & has to raise a baby on her own because That's What Women Are For#it's so stupid. & she doesn't even save the day or expose things in the end it's a male journalist who does it#WHATEVERRRRR i need to go funeral shopping
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Thanks @ultrameganicolaokayâ for inviting me in! And I agree with you; lists like this (at least for me) can change every day, depending on my mood. And also, on how I interpret âcomfort movie.â Today, itâs a move that I enjoy watching over again, either actively or passively - itâs pleasant company. So, in no particular order, here are my 7 comfort movies:
1) The Princess Bride
2) The Great Race (Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, Natalie Wood)
3) Some Like It Hot (Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, Marylin Monroe)
4) Star Wars (The original, theatrical release, before they called it Episode 4)
5) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
6) The Internship (Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson)
7) Deadpool (Yes, I know it doesnât seem like a very comforting movie, but thereâs something about it I like; it hits all the beats that amuse and entertain me.)
And, with the understanding thereâs no obligation AT ALL, Iâll invite these 7 folks to play along: @ohhellohollyâ, @palmtreepalmtreeâ, @accumulusâ, @maeganbobaegan, @awakemysoul69â, @methyl-redâ, @rickmctumblefaceâ. (And anyone else can play along as well!)
Post 7 comfort movies and tag 7 people
I was tagged by @pellaaearien hello, love â€ïž
1. The Lion King
2. Star Wars Original Trilogy
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. Battleship
5. Thor
6. Count of Monte Cristo
7. Jupiter Ascending
I'll tag @mulderscully @crankyfemme @imkes-idle-irony @thatismylittleshadow @thychesters @delektorskichick @serotonin-up
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How Does Bex Write?
Hey! So there were some peeps that were curious how I write so I figured since we finally hit-
400!!!
OhmyfuckingGodthankyhouallsomuchJesusyES!!!
I figured why not dig into how I do it for those that are curious. So I am an adult with a lotta responsibilites so letâs dig into earlier this week.Â
I woke up at 3:30 AM and worked from 4:30 to 1. I get home and jump right into doing chores while listening to a podcast (been consuming the My Brother My Brother And Me backlog as of late) and then get clean and cozy and showered.
Me when I first come home and me after getting cozy. A bitch do live in Canada in a basement but as we all know, hoeâs donât get cold and the camp cyrstal lake short shorts are too good to pass up. I collect snacks and a drink and get locked into my writing station. I have one thing that fuels my writing more than anything. Hot cheetos. Deadass I am serious. 98% of anything of mine that you have read, I have consumed hot cheetos at some point during the writing process, I have a stock pile.
So I get under my blanket, with my snack and settle in, glass of Respecting Freddy Juice TM (water) at the ready and put on a movie, either a comedy I have seen or some garbage Netflix thing I donât care about or a long form game play through. That day it was Ferris Buellerâs Day Off.Â
On occasion this has backfired and I have picked a bad movie I got way too invested in (Iâm looking at YOU The Dilemma with Kevin James and Vince Vaughn)
I cannot write to music, I am too musical, I end up singing more than I write. It has to be something I donât have to think or mentally engage much with.
Then it can really get started. I used to write in tumblr drafts like an animal but now I write in google docs. I was working on an ask that day, so I re-read the ask a few times. It is one from someone who has asked previously, it is related to some I have done before so I skim the related peices.Â
Then I write.Â
I need a title first or I canât write. Itâs my one thing, I need a title and thankfully it ususally comes P easily to me. I mentally plan a lot of what I write when I am at work away from my computer so it comes out pretty easily. I get inspo from all kinds of wild places thankfully. I also write linear, I can always add more in the middle later if I need to beef it up or get other good dialog ideas. I will go between watching, writing, texting some peeps and other socials.Â
I DONâT force it.Â
I take it as it comes.Â
Some days I write only a paragraph or two, some days I write a whole ask in one shot or multiple ones. It all depends on the day. I try to be gentle with myself and if some days I donât make progress than that is fine. I am only human.
For an ask I typically want it to be at least 1K minimum. Once it is done I do a proofread. Then I get it onto however I am posing it on tumblr. I do another proofread as I italicize it, that last proofread is more intense, I really look at sentence structure, overall vibe and feeling. Is it cohesive? Does it flow well? Is the postitioning clear throughout? Can I squeeze another kink in here? I try to write like how I talk so I will also read aloud a lot to see if it flows well verbally but not every time.Â
Then another skim, I tag it, do my yelling in the tags, select any gif I need and bada-bing-bada boom ya got some smut! A Triple X Bexxx special!Â
Iâll typically put it up on my Ao3 the next day because ya never know who might vibe,
And that is how I write. Now you know! Hope just anyone found this interesting. But also seriously thank you all again for 400 it happened so quick bless you all!!!!
#BHF writing#MY PROCESS#BHF face#BHF life#Now you know#ALSO THANKS AGAIN#I LOVE YOU ALL#I eat an ungodly amount of hot cheetos
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The Lost World Rewrite
So, I recently watched the Lost World: Jurassic Park for the first time and all I gotta say is...
Yeah. So, in spite of the fact I feel that it would be Superfluous and self-aggrandizing, and a maturely written well thought out review would be a better use of my time, I decided to do a rewrite of the Lost World to make it a half-decent movie. I apologize to any fans of the film in advance. This is a rough Idea based on what could be done without completely throwing out the script. Here we go...
The film starts the same; little girl gets mauled by Compies on Isla Sorna
Cut to not Ian Malcolm; there is no Ian Malcolm in this film. There will never be Ian Malcolm in this film. Instead, we cut to Dr. Sarah Harding (played by Julianne Moore) whoâs photographing a crocodile nesting. We learn a little bit about her from her assistant, Nick Van Owen (played by Vince Vaughn), namely that while her theories on Dinosaur young rearing are as on point as Alan Grantâs raptor research, sheâs not so hot at rearing young herself. Case in point, sheâs late for her daughterâs gymnastics performance.
Her daughter is of course Kelly Curtis played by Vanessa Lee Chester, who in this version will have a larger role and more developed personality. Kelly is Sarahâs adopted daughter and the two have been at a loss at what to do with one another since meeting. Kelly is the daughter of one of Sarahâs oldest friends who died while traveling and Sarah took her in. While their relationship isnât horrible, itâs definitely awkward. Like when Sarah bursts through the gymnasium doors to see Kelly has completely finished her routine and the seat reserved for her has been given to someone else (maybe Michael Crichton or Steven Spielberg in a cameo?)
Later that night, Sarah is called by a mysterious voice on the phone, telling her to pack a suitcase and go outside. She does so and a black SUV pulls up. âGet in.â a manâs voice tells her.
âOK,â Sarah says, annoyed, âwho are you people and whatâs with the G-man routine?â
âI wouldnât exactly call it a G-man routine.â says a familiar voice.
We pan over to reveal John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) sitting across from Sarah.
âCan I offer you a drink?â he asks.
The conversation is much the same as the movie with Ian Malcolm (Hammond explains Site B, tells Sarah about the JP incident, etc.). Only this time, thereâs a big difference: InGen wants to cut ties with the Jurassic Park debacle and intends to let the Costa Rican Government fire bomb it. Hammond wants to get people onto the island and document the animals to drum up environmentalist support for turning it into a preserve and at least stave off the destruction until a humane solution can be found.
âHow can I say no!?â Sarah says. A chance to photograph real Dinosaurs. Never in 65 million years did she think sheâd get this chance.
The team sheâll be going to the island with includes herself, Hammond, Van Owen (âNickâs the best person for the jobâ Sarah insists), equipment manager Eddie Carr (Richard Schiff), Dr. Robert Burke (Thomas F. Duffy) (âare we sure heâs not a country singer?â Sarah asked, eyeing the supposed paleontologistâs ten gallon hat and beard), celebrity big game hunter Roland Tembo (Pete Postlethwaite), and InGen executive Peter Ludlow, Hammondâs own nephew (âI made the mistake of trusting too many people last time,â Hammond said, âthis time, Iâm playing it close to the vest.â)
The team arrives on the Island, where Peter suggests setting up camp in a low clearing, much to Temboâs chagrin (âthat,â Tembo said, rolling his eyes, âis a game trail, Mr. Ludlow. Carnivores hunt on game trails. do you want to find dinosaurs or serve them lunch?â)
The group wanders through deep Jungle, Hammond and Ludlow being the slowest, one due to their age the other due to being a little on the wimpy side. As the journey goes on, it becomes apparent that thereâs some friction between Peter and John, with Peter second guessing John every chance he gets and trying to act like the leader of the group.
They finally come across a family of stegosaur and we get that adorable pet the baby scene from the movie. Eddie is flabbergasted, Nick is taking pictures like crazy, Burkeâs having a conniption, Hammond swells with pride, and we donât really know whatâs going through Peter and Temboâs heads.
Something startles the Stegs (Tembo reached for his gun. âNo!â Nick grabbed the barrel of Temboâs gun.)
Nick fumed âAn animal that hasnât been seen in over a million years turns up and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it?â Tembo smiled. âRemember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live.â (cryptic, no?)
âWhat could have set them off like that?â Wondered Burke. Roland, however, scented the air. âSmoke,â he said simply, pointing âcoming from that way. They must have thought it was from a forest fire.â
The group rushes back to their camp, discovering the campfire burning. Eddie and Burke make to smother it. However, the camper door opens to revealâ
âI was gonna have dinner ready when you got back.â Kelly said.
Sarah and Kelly have an argument inside the camper, about how Sarahâs never there for her and how she just washed out of her gymnastics team (âI got bronze,â she said, ânot that youâd know. You didnât even stick around long enough for that part.â)
Kelly convinces Sarah she can stay. We cut to a scene of the group in jeeps, riding through grasslands in a heard of various Dinosaurs. Nickâs in the jeep with Tembo, Peter, and Hammond, while Sarah is with Kelly, Eddie, and Burke. (Tembo turned to Nick. âget in the outrigger. You're closing in on a parasaur.â âParasaurolophus,â Nick corrected smugly.â âWhatever,â said Tembo, âThe one with the big red horn! The pompadour! *Elvis!*â)
Nick climbs into the outrigger and begins to film the dinosaurs. In the other jeep, the group is trying to coax Eddie into their own outrigger.
âNo way Iâm getting into that thing,â Eddie said ânot surrounded by dinosaurs.â âWeâre gonna need better shots if we want to save these dinosaurs,â Sarah said, âand youâre the only one who knows how to work the equipment.â âSo do you,â Eddie said, âWhy not pull over and let me drive? I used to drive cabs for a living.â âI know how the use the camera.â Kelly said. Sarah stared at her. âYou do?â âI was in AV club before gymnastics.â
The group snaps Kelly in and they begin their own filming process. For the first time in a long time, Kelly and Sarah seem to be having fun together.
After that moment of chipperness, we cut back to camp. (Roland nodded to Nick. âTree hugger got a great shot of a Pachy... a pachy... oh, hell. One of those fatheads with the bald spot, Friar Tuck!â) Peter and Hammond are looking over a map. Peter insists that they should go to the abandoned worker village on the other side of the island, where they can find easy shelter and supplies (âIT runs on geothermal power, so itâll still have powerâ). Hammond disagrees. (âAbsolutely not,â Hammond said, âthat part of the island has been overrun by Velociraptors.â Peter frowned âWhatâs that, veloc-o-?â âVelociraptor,â Burke said, âCarnivore, pack hunter. About two meters tall, long snout, binocular vision, strong, dextrous forearms, and killing claws on both feet.â âThat doesnât sound promising.â said Peter. âYou should read Alan Grantâs latest paper on them,â said Burke, âItâs like he met one in real life!â)
Meanwhile, Roland Tembo is now kneeling, looking at a track.
âCome take a look at this.â he says. Everyone gathers around. âdo you know what this is?â he asks. Sarahâs eyes grew wide. âWe have to leave.â she said. âWhy?â asked Kelly. âThatâs a T-Rex track!â Burke said. âA T-Rex!â Eddie looked as if he was about to break for the beach and try to swim home. âThatâs impossible!â said Hammond âthe satellite photos showed that the Rex territory is nowhere near here.â
The group decides to risk staying in the area. Later that night, Kelly hears a noise. Curious, she goes outside to investigate. In the moonlight, she sees a team of unknown men in night vision goggles capturing the dinosaurs that they had been filming earlier that day. As the drive off, Kelly grabs onto the back of one of the trailers to follow them.
We cut back to Sarahâs tent. Sheâs asleep, not having been roused by her daughterâs departure. But she is roused by what sounds like deep breathing outside. She surreptitiously looks around and sees a massive snout sticking into her tent. Itâs the Tyrannosaur!
Just then, Peter Ludlow comes out of his tent with a roll of toilet paper, but upon seeing the dinosaur lets out a scream that wakes the whole camp. The rex turns and bellows at him, trashing their camp all the while in a show of dominance. Soon, the whole group is running through the forest. Hammond is almost eaten by the thing if not for Temboâs intervention.
Soon, however, the groups are separated from one another. Hammond slips down a river bank into a ravine, Peter just up and vanishes, and Sarah, Van Owen, Tembo, Burk, and Eddie run behind a waterfall with the rex in pursuit. The dinosaur, unable to follow, gives one last roar of anger and leaves. Out of all the people, however, Tembo looks the least scared. He looksâŠthrilled, actually.
Meanwhile, we cut away to Hammond. He rises (roughly) shaking away the delirium. He looks around, wondering where his party got off to. The T-Rexâs roar is heard in the distance. Better find the others, he thinks. He begins to follow the river; if the group has any sense, theyâll make a new camp on the water. But then he hears a noise and looks down. Itâs a Compy.
We get a very similar scene to Dieter Starkâs (Peter Stormareâs) death in the movie (which was based off of John Hammondâs in the first book) with one or two caveats. First, we donât cut away in the middle. We maintain the scene and the suspense as long as possible (with Compys popping out of the woodwork the more Hammond tries to get away from them). The secondâŠ
There was a sound of rifle fire. The Compys scattered and Hammond felt himself pulled up from the shallow water, finally able to breathe. âTembo,â he coughed.
âIf you have any more suicidal ideas,â said Tembo, âkeep em to yourself.â
Cut back to Sarahâs group as Hammond and Tembo rejoin them.
âHas anyone seen Kelly?â Sarah asked, worried.
âI think I saw her run in the same direction as Ludlow,â said Tembo.
âHopefully, theyâll be safe once they leave the Rexâs territory.â said Burke.
âDonât bet on it,â said Sarah, âTyrannosaurs have the second largest proportional olfactory cavity of any creature in the fossil record.â âWhatâs the first?â asked Eddie. âTurkey vulture,â said Burke, as casually as someone would talk about the weather.
âAny idea where we are?â asked Eddie, desperately trying the change the subject. âSomewhere west of the worker village, I think,â said Nick, examining a map of the island (one of the few they managed to salvage from the camp) âItâd be an easy hike there.â âMaybe thatâs where Kelly and Peter are,â said Sarah, turning to Hammond. âYes, but if they did go there, theyâre in grave danger.â Â said Hammond. âVelociraptors,â said Burke, trying to be helpful.
âDanger or not, we need a radio,â said Tembo, âthat buck tore the hell out of our camp and I donât think we can contact the mainland with smoke signals.â âHow do you know the T-Rex was male?â asked Sarah.
Before Tembo can answer, a different roar is heard. A helicopter passed overhead.
âI thought you said we had a few weeks before they started razing the island?â Sarah said. âWe do,â Hammond replied, âI donât know what that helicopterâs doing her.â âIt was headed towards the worker village,â said Tembo, âso, if we want to see whatâs what, I think thatâs where weâre headed.â
Cut to a scene of the group walking through the forest at night. Finally, they reach a vantage point overlooking the worker villageâŠand itâs anything but abandoned.
More than three dozen people, some of them armed, are walking over the compound. Chain link fence ran the perimeter of the camp, newer than the rest of the camp. Tents, vehicles, mobile generators, the works.
Dozens of dinosaurs sit in cages, all bearing the same logo
âIt says InGen on the side of that truck!â Eddie said. Everyone turned to look at Hammond. âI had no idea about this,â said Hammond, âwhy would I ask anyone to come here?â âI think I know who we should ask,â said Nick, pointing down at the camp.
Itâs Peter, down in the camp, talking with the armed guards.
âWhatâs he doing down there?â asked Sarah. âI think,â Hammond said, sadness in his voice, âIâve made the same mistake twice.â âAnybody seen Tembo?â asked Eddie.
Indeed, Tembo has disappeared.
Cut to Kelly, hiding in one of the trailers. Sheâd managed to evade her captors, but for how long she can continue to do so is up to debate. Stealthily, she creeps out of the trailer and around the camp over to one of the cages. She undoes the latch. She moves on to the next cage. Rinse and repeat.
Cut to inside one of the tents, Peter and several other people, all InGen personnel, stand around a card table where plans labeled âJurassic Park San Diegoâ are lain out.
âSan Diego?â One man (a high ranking InGen worker) asked. âitâs already famous for its animal attractions,â said Peter, gesturing to plans on the table, âSan Diego zoo... Sea World... The San Diego Chargers.â
âI donât think John Hammond would have approved of having these animals on the mainland.â An InGen executive said.
Peter frowned. âWell, Hammondâs not in charge anymore. I am.â He turned to another man, this one a hunter by the look of him. âHowâs the hunting going?â
âWeâve got plenty of plant eaters,â the hunter said, âsome eggs. no raptors though. And our man hasnât brought in the T-Rex like he said he would.â
Peter rolled his eyes. âWhat makes you think people want to see a bunch of veggiesaurs and eggs! Theyâre gonna want a T-Rex!â
âWeâre trying, sir!â the hunter says, âbut we havenât seen any raptors since we got here!â
Suddenly, a worker bursts into the tent âThe babyâs gone!â he said.
Almost as suddenly, a Triceratops bursts into the tent, smashing into the table and scattering the group. The camp is in chaos! Dinosaurs are running amuck. Vehicles overturned, people tossed into the air. But this is the chance Hammondâs group has been waiting for. They make their way down to the village in the bedlam, and make it into the main building of the workerâs village. Eddie manages to contact the mainland, and things are looking up. But then, we hear an ungodly moan from behind a nearby door. Slowly, Burke heads towards the door, picking up a nearby screwdriver to use as a weapon. He jerks the door open to revealâŠ
âKelly!â Sarah cried. Kelly sat inside a broom closet, in her arms a baby T-Rex.
âThey just left him tied to a stick out there,â said Kelly, âand I think his leg is broken.â
Despite the limited materials, the group sets to work splinting the babyâs leg. Itâs pretty much the same as in the movie. Until the sound of a rifle cocking is heard behind them.
âIâll be taking that rex now, Dr. Harding,â Roland Tembo said. Tembo has been on Ludlowâs payroll since the beginning. He was never here to protect the group. Heâs here to hunt the T-Rex. He was the one who staked the baby out, to attract itâs parents.
Outside, the cacophony has died down. The Dinosaurs have mainly been recaptured. Hammondâs group has been brought before Ludlow, who looks at them condescendingly. âYou really thought you were still CEO when you got here, Uncle John? I bought you out the day you asked for my help. Weâll still use the footage you took for our attractions, donât worry.â âSo, youâre going to reopen Jurassic Park then, is that it? Despite my warnings?â âNo, not reopen. Weâre moving these animals to the mainland so we donât have to fly out here every time thereâs a problem. You put us six million dollars in debt every day since you started making dinosaurs. Itâs time to see good on that investment you promised. And the board agrees with me.â
InGen Exec: itâs nothing personal John. Why have a dinosaur and not use it?
âThese are animals,â Sarah said, âthey deserve respectâ
âTheyâll have the best of care.â
âAnd what if they break out! What then?â
Cut to part of Hammondâs team (Hammond, Sarah, and Kelly) being shoved into a trailer with the door locked behind them. Sarah tries to force the door open, to no avail. Kelly runs around, trying to open the windows. Hammond just sits down, despondent at the betrayal of his own family.
Sarah (trying to yank the door open): come on! You stupidâŠ
A familiar roar is heard. A car flips past the window.
âWhat is it?â Hammond asked, âWhatâs going on?â
Sarah: I think things just got complicated.
The buck T-Rex from earlier has tracked the them to the Worker village and crashes through the fence. Suddenly, another roar is heard from the other side of the camp. Itâs the female Rex, and sheâs even more pissed than the male.
âThereâs two of them!?â Sarah asked, incredulous. âWe spared no expense,â Hammond said.
The rexes wreck the trailer the rest of Hammondâs team is in. Nick, Eddie, and Burke make a break for it. The female Rex sees them and gives chase. She and her mate bare down on them and soon capture Eddie, each taking one end in their jaws and pulling him apart for a snack.
Afterward we get a faceoff between Roland Tembo and the male rex (one that would have been really cool in the movie but we didnât get it).
Tembo wastes two shot gun blasts on the rex. Out of ammo, he switches to tranquilizers, which finally manage to bring the beast down. The other rex is soon felled after. Subdued in special harnasses, the rexes are air lifted by helicopters to a boat waiting of the coast of Isla Sorna. All in all, the bad guysâ mission is a success. Well, Tembo wouldnât say so. If youâd told him a year ago heâd get to hunt not one but two T-Rexes he would have kissed whoever told him that square on the mouth. But in the end, it had been so stupidly simple to catch them he just feels crapped on. Didnât even get a trophy.
âYou know, I remember the people who've helped me, Roland. There's a job for you at the park in San Diego if you want it.â Roland turns him down.
Cut to a group of hunters patrolling the tall grass outside the worker village. Suddenly, one of them is pulled under. A hunter a few feet away looks in his direction. âManolo?â he asks. Another nearby hunter is pulled out of view. The hunters are starting to get scared. âLook alive, people.â one of them says. We hear a familiar coughing sound.
A velociraptor jumps out of the grass and mangles one of the hunters. Soon, pandemonium ensues. The crafty raptors had been evading the InGen hunters, watching them, waiting for the right moment. And with two dinosaur attacks in a row and both rexes out of the picture, now was the time to strike! (And there are no tails sticking up out of the grass cartoonishly! Raptors are supposed to be dangerous, not goofy).
Back at the camp, Roland runs towards the danger while Peter climbs aboard one of the waiting helicopters. âGet me out of here!â he cries.
The raptors swarm the camp. Roland manages to kill a few, but not before they massacre most of the InGen workers there. Tembo even has to watch Burke die in front of him. We get a scene where Hammondâs group escapes their trailer, Kelly defeats a velociraptor with gymnastics and the group plus Tembo manages to get onboard a helicopter.
The rest of the movie follows the actual TLW movie pretty closely with a few differences. Namely, thereâs more than one dinosaur rampaging through San Diego, Tembo is helping the remaining team route the dinos back to the ship, we acknowledge the fact that the car they picked in the movie was due to reasons of masculinity, and Peter suffers a nervous breakdown when the dinosaurs break out of the shipâs hold and allows himself to be eaten by the baby rex out of guilt.
Roland fires a tranquilizer shot at the buck rex before it can clear the door. When thatâs done, Sarah asks him what heâs going to hunt next.
âI believe I've spent enough time in the company of death.â he said.
We cut to Kelly and Sarah asleep on the couch while a TV plays news coverage of the boat being returned to Isla Sorna with a statement from John Hammond (once again CEO of InGen).
His speech is pretty much the same, ending with âas someone once told me, life finds a way.â
The final shot of the film is the rex family, the stegosaurs, all the dinosaurs back on Isla Sorna. Content as the Jurassic Park credits theme plays in the background.
So, what did you think? Like it, hate it? As always, I welcome feedback and comments!
#Jurassic Park#The Lost World#the lost world: jurassic park#Jurassic Park 2#Jurassic Park II#Steven Spielberg#Rewrite#Re-Write#Dinosaurs#My Writing#Well Sort of#Fix It Fic#Sarah Harding#Roland Tembo#John Hammond#Kelly Curtis#Nick Van Owen
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The cameos of 11 famous actors that you may not remember
Aiden, Smith, Harry and Steve and of course Mr. Big (who has made it known will not be in the anticipated âAnd just like thatâ reboot). Here they are the great loves of the four girls of Sex and the city who soon, Samantha s part, will return, in the revival of HBO, to populate the streets of New York showing us how their love stories have evolved - alas, even without Steve and Mr. Big after the rejection of the actors - and of friendship in all these years of absence from the screen.
Yet, the TV series that since 1998 has made us laugh and also learn (about sex, but not only) has had over the years a parterre of stars who, season after season for a total of 94 episodes, have left a memory for the characters they played, even if only for a few minutes of an episode. Any co-star names turned big stars? Elizabeth Banks, Alan Cumming, Heidi Klum, Andy Cohen, Lucy Liu, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Carrie Fisher, even Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump.
Our attention, however, is catalyzed by 11 actors, very famous today, who perhaps you do not remember. Because, despite Charlotte York's theory that everyone in life is destined to have only two great loves, the girls of Sex and the city have had a few extra crushes, waiting for the big love. Luckily, we say. Otherwise, how could they have invited all these handsome guys to the set? Many will remember Trey MacDougal (Kyle MacLachlan), Robert (Blair Underwood), Richard Wright (James Remar), Aleksandr Petrovsky (Michail BaryĆĄnikov) and Jack Berger (Ron Livingston) because they had relationships with the SATC girls for at least two episodes. But you may have missed these really hot cameos, which didn't get over the first date hurdle. And just like that ...
1. Bradley Cooper is Jake Carrie ends up on the cover of New York Magazine with a tired face, accompanied by the question "Is Single Better?". So, to forget what happened, he allows himself an extra cocktail and at the club he meets a young and blond Bradley Cooper, in his first role as an actor.
2. Matthew McConaughey is a fictionalized version of himself Carrie flies to Los Angeles because a producer - Matthew McConaughey - wants to turn his column into a movie. Interested in playing Mr. Big, he asks her how he managed to screw up the whole relationship with the most perfect man on earth, making her give up the option of seeing his pillars of him on the big screen.
3. Gabriel Macht is Barkley Yes, it's Harvey Specter, Suits' established and super sexy lawyer (yes, the one with Meghan Markle). Many years ago he was a model expert, exactly in the second episode of the first season of the series. His role has brought the term "modelizer" into our vocabulary.
4. Justin Theroux is Vaughn Wysel A writer like Carrie, with a few problems in the bedroom. Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband, appears once again, just for a few seconds, as a writer named one of the "30 coolest people under 30".
5. Vince Vaughn is Keith In Los Angeles, anything can happen. Even thinking that you have met the perfect man, a prominent film agent, played by Vince Vaughn. Only to discover, in reality, that he is the personal assistant of Carrie Fisher and Ben Affleck.
6. David Duchovny is Jeremy David Duchovny was Carrie's high school boyfriend, who suddenly calls her to tell her he's moved to Connecticut. The two start a story again, until he reveals that he is in a psychiatric facility, making their future complicated.
7. Jon Bon Jovi is Seth Jon Bon Jovi is a patient of Carrie's own therapist. She creates a confrontation, until she discovers that once he sleeps with a woman he completely loses interest in her, making her realize that she is really good at picking the wrong men.
8. John Slattery is Bill Kelley Before being Roger Sterling in Mad Men, John Slattery was the contending politician who stole Carrie's heart. Why didn't it last between them? A certain weakness for a certain type of shower ...
9. Clark Gregg is Harris Before Marvel and Agents of S.H.I.E.LD., Clark Gregg met Miranda on a speed dating. She passes herself off as a stewardess, he as a doctor and then turns out to be the deputy director of a shoe store.
10. Timothy Olyphant is Sam Timothy Olyphant is a 20 year old boy who loves to hang out with the thirties. Carrie loses her head for him until she sees her apartment with him.
11. Matthew Morrison is a waiter Carrie, post Jake (Bradley Cooper) and the bad figure in New York Magazine, accepts her single life and goes to lunch alone, where she is served by future Glee star Matthew Morrison.
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Holiday Films To Watch On Streaming This Christmas
The holiday season is now in full swing which means itâs time to pull out the matching pajamas, fuzzy socks and cozy blankets and celebrate with our favorite Christmas movies. All of our favorite streaming services make it so easy to binge these movies one after another and it can be hard to choose which movies our the top priority for the movie night. Lucky for you, weâve come up with a list of some of our favorite films that are available to stream right now. Check out our list below and let us know what you think!Â
Netflix
How The Grinch Stole Christmas - (2000)
One of the hottest films out this holiday season is the animated remake The Grinch, but if youâre looking for a nostalgic blast from the past, head to Netflix to watch Jim Careyâs How the Grinch Stole Christmas. This fun holiday flick came out in 2000 and stars Jim Carrey as the grumpy old Grinch whose heart slowly becomes a little bit warmer with the help of young Cindy Lou Who and a bit of Christmas magic. This seussical story will warm your heart and is the perfect family film to snuggle up with alongside some chocolatey mugs of hot cocoa.
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Love Actually - (2003)
Not in the mood for an animated flick, check out Love Actually on Netflix instead. This 2003 romance is comprised of a stellar cast and is nine intertwined stories that examine the complexities of love. A few of the stories explored include David (Hugh Grant), the handsome newly elected British prime minister who falls for a young junior staffer (Martine McCutcheon), Sarah (Laura Linney), a graphic designer whose devotion to her mentally ill brother complicates her love life, and Harry (Alan Rickman), a married man tempted by his attractive new secretary.
While it may not be age appropriate for all the members of your family, itâs a beautiful story of love that many will find heartwarming this holiday season.
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The Holiday Calendar - (2018)
Last in our selection of Netflix movies to stream is a new holiday flick that we canât stop obsessing over. This film tells the story of an up and coming photographer that inherits a magical Christmas calendar that seems to predict the future. Leading lady Kat Graham, known for her role on the hit series  The Vampire Diaries, navigates her way through the holiday season in hopes of kick-starting her career and maybe even finding love along the way. This TV-PG film is perfect for a girls night in, date night, or a movie marathon with the kids.Â
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HuluÂ
A Christmas Story - (1983)
In the mood for a good laugh and some classic family fun? Hulu is the perfect platform for all your favorite old time Christmas classics. A Christmas Story follows a young boy, Ralphie, as he tries to convince all of the adults in his life that a BB gun is the perfect Christmas present! This movie really reminds us of childhood and that magical feeling of waking up on Christmas morning to see what Santa delivered. Check out the trailer below!Â
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Mickeyâs Christmas Carol - (1983)
Speaking of old fashioned movies, who doesnât love a good Mickey Mouse film? Mickeyâs Christmas Carol is an adaptation of the Charles Dickens masterpiece, A Christmas Carol. The film finds all your favorite characters embodying the roles of the old miser Scrooge, his kind clerk Bob Cratchit and a whole slew of famous faces taking on this timeless tale. Want to introduce the kids to a Dickens masterpiece? This is the perfect flick for you!Â
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Itâs Christmas Again, Charlie Brown - (1992)
And of course, it wouldnât be Christmas without Charlie Brown! This 1992 TV Movie follows the whole peanuts gang as they raise money for gifts, keep Snoopy out of trouble, all the while rehearsing and memorizing lines for the Christmas pageant. This is a fun continuation of a Christmas classic that you and your family will enjoy for years to come!
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Amazon PrimeÂ
Home Alone - (1990)
Being alone for the Holidays is never fun, but 8 year Kevin McCallister sure makes a challenging time of protecting the house from burglars look like an easy game. This holiday favorite turns a crazy situation into a funny tale full of make-shift booby traps and creative tricks! Home Alone is available on Amazon Prime and is definitely one of our favorites.Â
Love this film? Make sure to check out the sequel as well!
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The Santa Clause - (1994)
Speaking of childhood, we absolutely love Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. This adorable film tells the story of divorced dad Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) who has custody of his son (Eric Lloyd) on Christmas Eve. After he accidentally knocks a man in a Santa suit off his roof, they are magically transported to the North Pole, where an elf explains that Scott must take Santa's place before the next Christmas arrives. Though Scott thinks he's dreaming, over the next several months he begins to take on the appearance of the big man and can't deny something magical has taken over.
Check out the trailer below:
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The Holiday - (2006)
In the mood for something a bit more modern? You can stream The Holiday on Amazon Prime. This romantic-comedy stars Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz as they switch places in an effort to escape their guy-problems during the holiday season. The two women end up loving the swap, finding themselves and of course falling in love again with new people! Make sure to stream this flick for your next girls night in and donât forget the wine and hot cocoa!Â
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HBO GOÂ
A Christmas Carol - (2009)
Another Jim Carrey classic (as well as remake of a timeless classic) is A Christmas Carol! This 2009 picture is an animated version of the classic Charles Dickens victorian-era tale. In this story, Scrooge is confronted by evil spirits and faced with the fact that he has made mistakes in his life. He has to choose to either face death or redemption. Though this sounds heavy, this film is a family favorite and great to get in the holiday spirit.Â
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Four Christmases - (2008)
Last but not least on our list of fun holiday movies is Four Christmases. This rom-com follows Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn as they attempt to attend four Christmases (of their divorced parents!). Full of laughs, family revelations and romance, this is a film that should be on your holiday rotation this Christmas!
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We hope you like our list of must see Christmas movies! Let us know which films you decide to binge this holiday season.Â
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17 Ridiculous Sequels That We're Totally Gonna Go See
This is unbelievable, but actually pretty believable, because them Hollywooders be like "money! money! money!" Â Some of these are more ridiculous than others, some you might already know about, and some will blow your mind, or as us bloggers like to say "it will change your life forever."Â
1. Beetlejuice 2
It's very early in Beetlejuice 2 development, but apparently it's a thing, and apparently it's going to involve Michael Keaton and Tim Burton. Hmmmm. Tim Burton isn't exactly on a hot streak. Michael Keaton OWNS the Beetlejuice character and will no doubt nail it again. But I mean, I saw him nail it already, sooo this is ridiculous, and yes, I will go see it.
2. Ghostbusters 3
Well we've been hearing about this for like, years. No one has been really that excited about it, and unfortunately one of the most important contributors to Ghostbusters, Harold Ramis, has passed away. Bill Murray doesn't want to be in it. Ivan Reitman is producing but not directing. HOWEVER we are now reading that Paul Feig is signed on to direct it and it will star an all-female ghostbusters team. Hey, that's kind of exciting, especially considering the chicks that Paul Feig has worked with. Please put Annie Potts in it! Please please put Annie Potts in it! She can be the secretary again! Please!
3. Dumb and Dumber To:
I was actually kind of really excited about Dumb and Dumber To, once again staring Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey, but after seeing the trailer, EYE ROLL. If the best jokes are in the trailer, then we don't have much to look forward to in this movie. Dumb and Dumber wasn't exactly a high brow comedy, but at least the jokes made sense in some sort of dumb guy universe. Many people are going to see it. I'll rent it. This November, Dumb just got Dumber. (I thought of that line)
4. Bill & Ted 3
Jesus Christ. How does this even work? Are Keanu Reeves and that other dude going to pretend to be idiot teenagers? Maybe the movie will just start in the "future" where these stupid unfunny teenagers are stuck as middle-aged men. It's a good thing the plot involved time travel! Phew! Were the first two Bill & Ted movies any good in the first place? I don't actually remember because it was TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO. Anyway, Keanu Reeves says there's a script. Bogus.
5. Beverly Hills Cop 4
This is full on happening, Eddie Murphy is involved, and it's being filmed in Detroit. This seems stupid, but for some reason, I don't hate this idea. I have not seen the second and third films, so maybe I'm just being naive. Were the sequels funny? Is Eddie Murphy still awesome?Â
6. Blade Runner 2
Well, this is based on a book, so fine. But I don't understand why they waited so long. A lot has happened to Harrison Ford since the first movie. Most recently, Expendables 3 happened to Harrison Ford. Nevertheless, Ridley Scott is set to direct and Ford is set to star. The script is apparently written, and there's a website. When Blade Runner came out, there were no websites.
7. Dodgeball 2
It will star Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. The news I am finding is over a year old, so I guess that means the project is getting dragged out a bit or whatever. I don't know.Â
8. The Goonies 2
WHAAAAAAAAT? WHAATTT? This one blows my mind the most. I should put it at the bottom or the top of this list but then I would have to renumber everything, so fuck that. Just know it's the most ridiculous. I can't even imagine what in god's name this movie will be like. I can't even start to guess. I do not know. The original director Richard Donner is somehow still alive and he's into it. Â According to news, it's been "in the works" for quite a long time. Here's Josh Brolin celebrating the Goonies THIRTIETH anniversary and fielding a question about the sequel.
9. Independence Day 2
I mean, OK. Whatever. There's no Will Smith but there is Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum. According to Screenrant, it's coming out on July 4, 2015. Clever.Â
Screenrant:
 The sequel will pick up in real-time, some twenty years after the first movie. However, co-writers Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich (the latter is returning to direct) have revealed that ID4-2 takes place in an alternate present-day reality, where humanity has spent the last two decades harvesting the alien technology featured in the first movie.
There's already a second sequel. They are calling it ID Forever Part 1 & Part 2, which is kind of confusing. And also very ambitious, especially with no Fresh Prince. This isn't the Hunger Games, so good luck with that. Who am I kidding, this will make shit tons of money....Ok, I'm actually very bored writing about this.
10. Jurassic World
News says it's directed by Colin Trevorrow, whose breakout project was Safety Not Gauranteed, so he's an indie guy. Maybe two dinosaurs will fall in love and listen to the shins together! Jurassic World stars Chris Pratt and Judy Greer.Â
11. Rambo 5
Sylvester says he's started to train for it. According to Screenrant, he's going to battle a Mexican drug cartel threat, which sounds like a totally new and original idea to me.Â
12. Rounders 2
Something about a card game in Paris. Matt Damon's in, and my guess is that his poker-addicted character will go to Paris for one last job before he retires. Harvey Weinstein is producing it after some boring Hollywood Miramax business split-off merger or whatever who cares.
13. Magic Mike XXL
Of course this movie's release will be a Movie Mumbo Jumbo main event showdown. The E! news says that production just started! Everyone wag yo dicks around at each other in celebration because this is happening! It's being shot as we speak! Soderbergh is pushing it forward, and he didn't wait until Channing Tatum was 72 to do it. Soderbergh is not directing, but is doing all of the other important jobs (DP, editor, cameraman). AND AND AND the best news of all is that it will be a straight up stripper movie unlike the first. It's a sequel so they plan to "swing for the fences" according to Tatum. Tatum also said that the whole movie is a bunch of shiny dudes, wildly swinging their dicks all over the place including on fences, at a stripper convention. Or something like that.
14. Taken 3
Bryan Mills, played by Liam Neesom, has really bad luck. And I don't know why people keep messing with him. He has a special set of skills. Haven't they learned that yet? Here's the proof of this movie.
15. Zoolander 2
This is majorly TBD. I've been waiting for this for years. And thank goodness Ben Stiller is in awesome shape and STILL totally looks like a hot young supermodel. Ben Stiller produced, directed, and co-wrote the first one, and according to news he would be writing the new script with Justin Theroux, who will be directing it. Lady Gaga was said to be offered a role at one point. But in most recent news, it seems as though Stiller is too busy to do it right now. He's a hollywood big shot, and I want to see Zoolander 2!
16. Clerks IIIÂ
Kevin Smith was clearly stoned when he tweeted this. However, he wrote the script and it was going to get made by the Weinsteins until they saw that it would cost 6 million bones (not very much money for them). But Kevin Smith tweeted this summer that it will still be made. I wouldn't know what to expect from this sequel, but I would hope that it wouldn't be very shiny and blockbuster looking, just like the old ones. The 6 million dollar budget tells me that might be true.Â
Honorable Mention:
Three more ridiculous sequels that we are definitely NOT going to go see but deserve a mention are Shakespeare in Love 2 Horrible Bosses 2 Men in Black 4
What the!?
#clerks III#ghostbusters 3#shakespeare in love 2#horrible bosses 2#men in black 4#zoolander 2#taken 3#Liam Neeson#ben stiller#dodgeball 2#vince vaughn#magic mike xxl#channing tatum#rounders 2#rounders#matt damon#harvey weinstein#sylvester stallone#rambo V#rambo 5#jurassic world#chris pratt#judy grear#jeff goldblum#independence day forever#independence day#will smith#the goonies 2#blade runner 2#harrison ford
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Top 10 Characters Tumblr Could Not Make Into Sexual Icons
Weâve seen it all here on Tumblr. Once-ler, Jack Frost, Kylo Ren, weâve all been around the block and seen characters that do and that donât make sense become sexualized to an extreme degree. Tumblrâs really good at that. But I think there is a line somewhere, and there are some characters even Tumblr couldnât convince you could conceivably be sex icons.Â
Here they are:
10. ET
ET is a friendly little brown alien, and also incredibly unappealing sexually speaking. Look at him; he looks like a big brown lump with a weird giraffe neck. There is no way anyone could possibly find something erotic about this alien, no matter how many pornos of him the Cinema Snob is forced to watch.
9. Amigara Fault Things
Those holes were meant for them, but they have no holes meant for you. Tumblr would have a real hard time selling these weird noodle people as sex icons. Slenderman at least had a suit, these people are naked and creepy. Itâs just not possible to make these things sexy.
8. Mojo
Tumblr is all about body positivity, but even they would have a had time convincing anyone Mojo, the head honcho of Mojoworld, could possibly be a sex icon. The guy is literally a blob of fat; he doesnât even have a spine, for Peteâs sake! I know Tumblr loves to go for anything, but I think this is one theyâre gonna stay well away from,
7. SkekSil
Thereâs a huge furry community on Tumblr, and yes, sometimes birds get the furry treatment⊠but does anyone really think the simpering, whining SkekSil could ever get people to yiff? I sure donât. Thatâs why heâs on the list.
6. Snoke
Tumblr sure does love sexualizing Star Wars characters, from their desire to see Luke gay to their pushing of awful ships like Reylo. But I think even Tumblrâs Star Wars fandom would think twice about trying to make Snoke the poster child of raw Sith sexuality. Sure, he has power, and that really sick bathrobe, but that face is too hard a sell even for Tumblr.
5. Sloth
Sloth is big, buff, a nice guy⊠you know there are tons of folks who eat that shit up. But he is mentally handicapped and extremely deformed, so I want to believe Tumblr would see how fucked up that is and not try and make him a sex icon. Restraint is good sometimes.
4. Salad Fingers
I understand there are people out there who would fuck anything, but you have to draw the line somewhere. Can this be the line? Can you try not to fuck the creepy green finger guy? Thereâs just no chance Salad Fingers could ever reach memetic sex status of fellow green man, the Once-ler.
3. Herbert
Tumblr has a lot of MAPs and pedos on it, but even so, I think everyone can agree that resident Quahog child molester Herbert could never become a sex icon.
2. Vince Vaughn Norman Bates
Anthony Perkinsâ Norman Bates? Yeah, sure. I can see that. Perkins was pretty damn hot, and we all love sexy serial killers now and then. But Vince Vaughn literally looks like an anthropomorphized lump of clay; please, for the love of god, do not try and make him a sex symbol.
1. Dikachu
Maybe this is cheating, because Dikachu is from a porno. But you look me in the eye and tell me you wouldnât lose all hope in humans as a species if you saw Tumblr turning Dikachu into the latest sex symbol of our time.
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Don't you fucking talk shit about Steve you mother fucker. I'll have you know he's a beautiful soul with a heart of gold. The Steve I know would look at this sentence and laugh it off but I say no more! You people love to just talk shit about him being ugly but have you even looked at yourselves? He's a fucking sexy stud horse who has been in many major movies. How many major movies have you been in? Fucking zero that's how many. He's also won two, count them, TWO Screen Actors Guild Awards. I bet you shit sippers have never even gazed upon one of those sexy trophies. But wait am I done with his awards? Hell fucking no I'm not. This immaculate example of a man also won a goddamn Golden fucking Globe. Not just that but did you know he was a fucking WRESTLER in highschool?! He could wreck your shit after talking to him like that. Not just that but he also worked as a fucking FIREMAN. Who the fuck else do you know in your miserable lives that would ever work multiple fucking 12 hour shifts searching through the fucking rubble of the WTC looking for people? Nobody that's fucking who. And he sure as shit wasn't done there, he even advocated for firemen to get higher wages. Then he got arrested for trying to prevent a firehouse from being SHUT DOWN. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH HE RISKED FOR THAT? That'll probably be more than you ever do for those fucking life saving HEROES. One time Steve Buscemi actually stepped in front of a mother fucking KNIFE in order to protect Vince Vaughn's paisly ass. And last but certainly not least THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN IS MARRIED TO A HOT VIXEN OF A WIFE WHO HE LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY. So for those of you that whine and say ewwww Steve Buscemi and cry please kindly go fuck yourself. He overcame hardships to get where he's at today and for you to just say fuck it's old creepy Steve Buscemi is a goddamn travesty you milk lickers
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Wedding Crashers (USA, 2005)
Predictions: Alex owns this movie, and we have both seen it several times, although not terribly recently. Nothing to predict.
Plot: Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are best friends. And divorce mediators, although thatâs ultimately completely irrelevant. In their apparently copious spare time when not mediating divorces, they have an...interesting hobby -- crashing weddings to hook up with girls. Boy, do these two dudes have a lot of energy for crashing weddings. It looks exhausting to us, going to wedding after wedding, lying about your identity, and dancing into the wee hours of the night just to get some ass, but okay. Some people...love to small-talk????
Anyway, one day, Vince Vaughn gets the bright idea to crash the wedding of the daughter of Treasury Secretary Christopher Walken, because, you know, that seems wise. Owen Wilson reluctantly goes along with this and, whoops, immediately falls in love with Christopher Walken's other daughter, Rachel McAdams. While Vince Vaughn hooks up with daughter #3, Isla Fisher. Man, Christopher Walken has some hot daughters, and man, do they have different personalities from each other. Daughter #1, whom we barely see at all, seems like a normal rich daughter. Rachel McAdams is, of course, the predictably down-to-earth other daughter. And then Isla Fisher, the extra daughter...is just nuts. Also very sexually aggressive. Maybe she gets it from their mom, sexual predator Jane Seymour, who at one point forces Owen Wilson to feel her up. Their gay younger brother (who is what, maybe 18?! yikes) has also gotten the sexual-predator gene, it seems. He creeps on Vince Vaughn in the middle of the night. (Christopher Walken also creeps on Vince Vaughn in the middle of the night, but not in a sexual way. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FAMILY????)
Anyway, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn lie their way into a post-wedding weekend getaway with the psycho fam + Rachel McAdams's cartoonishly terrible boyfriend Bradley Cooper (HOW HAVE THEY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3.5 YEARS????) + some of Bradley Cooper's almost-as-terrible friends. At many points, it is clear that they have gotten in over their heads and should leave, but Owen Wilson refuses, because Rachel McAdams's beautiful face has turned his head and changed his entire wedding-crashing personality. Poor Vince Vaughn gets beaten up, trampled, and literally shot in the ass on a hunting trip, and still Owen Wilson, world's worst friend, refuses to give up on banging Rachel McAdams. Who is engaged. Normal stuff, guys. Normal stuff. But honestly, Cartoon Villain Bradley Cooper is so unbearably awful that we are kind of rooting for her to cheat on him. Impressive, Bradley Cooper. Impressive.
Eventually, the truth emerges, and obviously Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are kicked out of the wedding vacation home. Isla Fisher does not seem to care at all that she had no idea who Vince Vaughn really was, and she and Vince Vaughn continue their weirdo romance unabated. Rachel McAdams, on the normal hand, does not wish to continue speaking to Owen Wilson/remains engaged to Cartoon Villain Bradley Cooper. Owen Wilson, after some failed stalking, falls into a depression, and he and Vince Vaughn have a falling-out. Until, eventually, due to Vince Vaughn's getting married (real quick!) to Isla Fisher, he comes around and sees the error of his ways. At Vince Vaughn and Isla Fisher's wedding, he and Rachel McAdams make up, although he does not deserve it, and make out. Right in front of Cartoon Villain Bradley Cooper's face, which we uncharacteristically approve of, because he is one of the worst secondary love interests ever to grace our screens. Owen Wilson, while also not great, is slightly better. (But really Rachel McAdams should probably leave them both. I mean, look at her. She can do better.)
Best Scene: ...What does it say about us if the best scene is that montage at the beginning where they're crashing weddings and lying to women? Don't try this at home, kids, but we kind of get a kick out of their elaborate, essentially unbelievable lies. These are lies on the level of Barney Stinson, okay? Quite frankly, it's on you if you are buying this shit.
Also, some of the early Rachel McAdams/Owen Wilson stuff is pretty charming, like when they first meet, and he thinks she is single, and she is demonstrating interest, and no one seems like a stalker.
Worst Scene: All of the scenes where somebody is not respecting somebody else's boundaries, of which there are honestly too many to list. Boy, does this group of vacationers need a sexual-harassment seminar. NO MEANS NO, practically-every-character-in-this-movie!!!!
Best Line: "But that's not the only thing they have in common. Um... They both like the color green! Like Craig's eyes, and money." -- Rachel McAdams, tanking her wedding toast, as Owen Wilson predicted she would. PRETTY HILARIOUS. Too candid, Rachel McAdams. Dial it back.
Worst Line: Please see "Worst Scene."
Highlights of the Watching Experience: All of the women in this family are so beautiful. Brunette Rachel McAdams, bringing her A-game. Isla Fisher, also looking fan-fucking-tastic. Jane Seymour, having aged better than anyone else on this earth. That other girl -- also very beautiful, for the thirty seconds we saw her. Grandma -- so homophobic. But probably pretty in her youth?!
Also, Alex's girlfriend walking through while we were talking about Christopher Walken being weird-looking and declaring (to Alex's horror) that she would have sex with him. "He is captivating!" she shouts from the bedroom, defensively, while Alex howls in disgust.
How Many POC in the Film: Weeeell⊠In that early wedding-crashing montage we mentioned, one of the weddings they crash is a Chinese wedding, so it is filled with Chinese people. Maybe that's the real reason we liked that montage, because the only other person of color in this entire movie was the family's black manservant. Tsk.
Alternate Scenes: The alternate ending to this movie in which Rachel McAdams came around on her own, ditched Cartoon Villain Bradley Cooper, and went in search of Owen Wilson, Non-Stalker, of her own accord. Or willingly replied to the one respectful message he sent her.
Was the Poster Better or Worse than the Film: Worse. With the giant tagline "HIDE YOUR BRIDESMAIDS," the poster manages to turn two of (shockingly) the least sexually-predatory characters in this film into sexual predators. Not great. Not a thing that would entice us to see this movie, in the Year of Our Lord 2017. On the whole, unlike Jane Seymour, this movie has not aged well.
Score: 5.5 out of 10 no-means-no smooches. Sigh. This movie is one of the earlier/tamer/better raunchy romcoms, and we liked it quite a bit back in 2005. Ah, for the days when our less-developed understanding of consent allowed us to like so many more things. As adults, oh-so-many parts of this movie are not okay. Though, actually, the main love story is basically fine (assuming you buy the premise that a person can convincingly crash weddings in this fashion/that Owen Wilson is attractive), until those last few scenes, which make one wonder why the final scene is not Rachel McAdams getting a restraining order.
Ranking: 37, out of the 100 movies weâve watched so far!!!!!!!!!!!!** Somewhat better than Betty White pretending to be Native American. Somewhat worse than Jennifer Aniston's penchant for mediocre but largely inoffensive films.
**How exciting, that our 100th formally-ranked movie should happen to fall on Alexâs birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEX!!!!!!!! Everyone wish Alex a happy birthday. Do it. DO IT. (This note was added by Kat. Obviously. ...Or was it??)
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Dragged Across Concrete
The cops-and-robbers genre is typically one that feels more accelerated than others, complete with quick cuts, witty dialogue, and narrative time jumps. S. Craig Zahlerâs âDragged Across Concreteâ asks does it have to be? Extremely purposefully decelerated, even more so than his very deliberate âBone Tomahawkâ and âBrawl in Cell Block 99,â this brutal, ultra-violent film feels like an extension of Zahlerâs work as a novelist, where he can work at a different pace than most filmmakers are forced to do. He takes 158 minutes to cover narrative ground that someone as kinetic as Edgar Wright would do in about 25. And the result is a film that often feels like Zahlerâs most assured to date. Self-indulgent? Oh yeah. A provocation? You bet. But itâs difficult to ignore the craftsmanship and performances âDragged Across Concreteâ simply because you donât like some of its darker themes or feel like itâs too long.Â
Casting Mel Gibson as a kinda racist cop who longs for the days before political correctness is clearly a provocation in and of itself. And yet Zahler and Gibson donât lean into that aspect as much as you may expect. Gibson does his best film work in years as Brett Ridgeman, a cop on the cusp of his 60th birthday and perpetually scowling. In their opening scene, Ridgeman gets a little rough and a little racist as he and his partner Anthony Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn) are working a drug bust. Their bad behavior is filmed by a neighbor, which leads to a suspension and an incendiary scene in which Gibson, Vaughn, and their chief (played by Don Johnson) discuss the PC state of the world. Does Zahler agree that political correctness is hampering police work? Is he presenting or endorsing? Heâs tantalizingly vague even as Lurasetti proclaims heâs not racist because he orders dark roast on MLK Day.
Zahlerâs provocations continue in a scene that follows in which Ridgemanâs wife (Laurie Holden) talks about how she was once a liberal but the crime in their heavily black neighborhood has made her racist. Zahler is working a classical road here narrativelyâa man who feels cheated by life and goes to extremes to correct the bad hand heâs been dealtâbut heâs lined that road with hot topic land mines. Ridgeman believes that heâs at a point where stopping the drug trade doesnât matter as much as doing it in a PC way, so heâs going to stop playing by the rules. He then gets a tip about a money exchange that he can rob, which means retirement and moving his wife and daughter to a safer neighborhood.
Meanwhile, Zahler introduces us to another iconic character from the potboiler genreâthe ex-con jumping from being behind bars to the criminal assignment. Henry Johns (Tory Kittles) comes home to find his addicted mother has been working as a prostitute to make ends meet, and he too is going to change his predicament. So Zahler presents us with a black young man and a white old man who are both going to commit crimes to change their luck. Is he asking us to compare the two? Obviously, at least a little. And yet âDraggedâ never feels like a âWeâre all the sameâ moral message movie. Itâs a character pieceâtake whatever themes from it you choose, but donât expect them to be highlighted or underlined.
We also have to talk about the way Zahler uses women in his films, this one in particular. They are all victims who need to be protected by the men in their lives or worseâbrutally abused and murdered. Early in the film, Anthony suggests the world changed when men started saying âweâre pregnantâ instead of âsheâs.â Is it just a funny line? A character detail? Or does Zahler agree? And one could really argue, no spoilers, that this is a film that asserts that women shouldn't go back to work after having babies. Again, the line between commentary and misogyny feels razor thin in a way that I find fascinating but will almost certainly offend some people.
Whether or not you can roll with Zahlerâs provocations is one thing, but itâs impossible not to admire how heâs developed as a filmmaker. His framing here, shot by his regular collaborator Benji Bakshi, is beautiful. Everything looks confident without calling attention to itself in a way that a lot of Tarantino and Leonard acolytes often do. Most of âDraggedâ is shot in low light, especially the final hour, but Zahler has a great sense of space and blocking, which helps keeps the film engrossing. And he draws a fascinating, world-weary performance from Gibson, who reminds one how good he can be with the right material.
In every way, âDragged Across Concreteâ feels like itâs trying to challenge you. Itâs a little racist, a little sexist, almost aggressively slowâwe watch Vaughn eat an egg salad sandwich in what feels like real timeâand incredibly violent. It is a great lost Elmore Leonard book thatâs been slowed to a crawl and updated to reflect the impact of political correctness and smartphones on characters who used to be able to operate in the shadows. In a sense, it pulls the classic, tough cop characters from great fiction and drags them across the concrete, leaving everyone bloody and battered. You will feel it too.Â
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Because I like questions
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Pandora
is your room messy or clean? Clean
what color are your eyes? Hazel
do you like your name? why? Sure, itâs alright. I like it because itâs spelt uniquely and it represents my fathers interests and my mom spelt it.
what is your relationship status? Complicately taken by a Canadian boy named Lukeđ
describe your personality in 3 words or less: happy, strong willed, creative
what color hair do you have? Natural blonde boyos
what kind of car do you drive? color? 2004 grand Cherokee jeep, silver
where do you shop? I love rue 21 and forever 21 so much
how would you describe your style? Indie, hippie, with a side of Mac Demarco style
favorite social media account Instagram!
what size bed do you have? Id day itâs a full
any siblings? One brother đ€
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Probably Hawaii or some sort of island where itâs always hot and Iâm right by the beach. I feel my soul would be happy where thereâs an ocean and forest next to
favorite snapchat filter? The cute bear ears or the one with the 80s glasses and the lips in the backgroundđ
favorite makeup brand(s) I guess revolon and maybelline
how many times a week do you shower? 3-4
favorite tv show? Adventure time all the way
shoe size? 7 1/2
how tall are you? 5 ft 3in
sandals or sneakers? Sandals! Or barefootđđŒââïž
do you go to the gym? All day everydayđȘđŒ
describe your dream date: going on a walk next to the ocean after we have ice cream and then afterwards eating a nice meal at a dockside restaurantđđ©
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? A couple pennies and maybe a dimeđ
what color socks are you wearing? None. Fug da shit
how many pillows do you sleep with? many.
do you have a job? what do you do? Yup. At a shoe store called shoe sensation. Organize shoes, ring up customers, customer service and all that good shit
how many friends do you have? Quite a few! I never really have counted... itâd take a while!
whats the worst thing you have ever done? Ouch
whats your favorite candle scent? I like vanilla or something freshhhh
3 favorite boy names:
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favorite actor? Ryan goslingđ, Vince Vaughn, Seth rogen, Jonah Hill, james Franco
favorite actress? Jennifer Annistonđ
who is your celebrity crush? Ryan gosling dude or LEONARDO DICAPRIO
favorite movie? I love the titanic
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I wish I read more. But I canât remember the name of my favorite bookâčïž
money or brains? Brains omg
do you have a nickname? what is it? Pootie. Lol childhood one. No one calls me it anymore
how many times have you been to the hospital? A couple times
top 10 favorite songs: bazzi- mine, everywhere Fleetwood Mac, little lies Fleetwood Mac, whatâs that smell lynyrd skynyrd, Mac Demarco my kind of woman, blackbear ocean eyes, blackbear vertabatim, Pink Floyd us and them
do you take any medications daily? Dat controlling of my birth lol
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) itâs normal but I pop my pimples too muchđ©
what is your biggest fear? Becoming depressed and living a dull life
how many kids do you want? At least one but I donât want any because this world is fucked up
whats your go to hair style? Either down or in a low ponytail
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in the dorms at Barton college
who is your role model? Buddhaâs, people who travel a lot and are happy. Or my dad a little but Iâd say
what was the last compliment you received? Jose said I inspired him last nightâšđ
what was the last text you sent? âWhy?? Hahaâ- to tanner
how old were you when you found out santa wasnât real? Probably 7
what is your dream car? Books wagon bus or winabago!!!
opinion on smoking? Ew. Just think of that shit in your lungs... tar and đ€ź
do you go to college? Yesssss
what is your dream job? To travel or surf! Orrrr work on an island bar or cruise shipâșïž
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Rural areas I guess
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? No, shit got a lot sodium
do you have freckles? Yes and they come out more with summerâ„ïžâ„ïžâ„ïž
do you smile for pictures? Yes I dooo
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 7 hundred something lol
have you ever peed in the woods? All the time, whenever I want or need to
do you still watch cartoons? Iâd love to but I donât watch tv often
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendyâs or McDonalds? Iâm a vegetarian, boyyyyđ„
Favorite dipping sauce? Ranchđ€€
what do you wear to bed? Shorts and a t shirt. Or underwear and t shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee? No.. lol I overthought the word and lost
what are your hobbies? I like swimming, exercise, nature time, hiking, kayaking, crafty stuff, hanging out with friends, finding new music, beer pong, tennisâ„ïž, painting, tubing, just a lot of nature shit lol camping too!
can you draw? Yes pretty good. Art major up in here
do you play an instrument? I play a little acoustic gutair. Itâd be dope to have a ukulele
what was the last concert you saw? Dead and company in Boulder, Co!â„ïž
tea or coffee? Ugh. Idk... tea I guess. I love both!
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks
do you want to get married? SuređđŒââïž
what is your crushâs first and last initial? Z.C.
are you going to change your last name when you get married? Yeah I will
what color looks best on you? A peachy pink color
do you miss anyone right now? Yeah actually. My cat more than anyone but also Christina, zari, hunter, Dallas, Erica, Braxton, cabel (Caleb), and Luke
do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed since itâs a dorm
do you believe in ghosts? Yes
what is your biggest pet peeve? Loud toilets in public restrooms when they flushđ©đ©đ©
last person you called? My dad I think!
favorite ice cream flavor? Oooo mint chocolate or pistachio
regular oreos or golden oreos? Regularrrr
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Ugh. Rainbowđđ
what shirt are you wearing? The grey fort hays state one JoHanna switched me out, freshmen year of high schoolđ
what is your phone background? Blinking eyes as flowers haha
are you outgoing or shy? Sometimes both but more bubbly
do you like it when people play with your hair? Omg yessssđ©âš
do you like your neighbors? Yes! Sydney is dope as fuck but Amy is eh..
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Yep and yep! Just with water
have you ever been high? Oh yeah lmaođ€
have you ever been drunk? Yup hahaha
last thing you ate? Peanut butterđ„
favorite lyrics right now âyouâre so fucking precious when you.. SMILE. Hit it from the back and drive you WILDđâ
summer or winter? SUMMER ALL THE FUCKING WAY
day or night? Dayyyyyâïžâïžâïž
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Regular. Lol so milk?
favorite month? JULYâšâșïž
what is your zodiac sign CANCER MFâïž
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Steveâs Box Office Report: November 2007
Top 10 Films for the Month of November:Â
American Gangster â $130,164,645
Enchanted â $127,807,262
Bee Movie â $126,631,277
Beowulf â $82,280,579
No Country for Old Men â $74,283,625
Fred Claus â $72,006,777
This Christmas â $49,121,934
Hitman â $39,687,694
Mr. Magoriumâs Wonder Emporium â $32,061,555
August Rush â $31,664,162
Honorable Mentions: Â
The Mist â $25,594,957
Lions for Lambs â $15,002,854
Awake â $14,377,198
November Winners: American Gangster, Enchanted, No Country for Old Men, and This Christmas
It has been pretty safe to say that the year of 2007 has been a real roller coaster ride of a year as we started slow, picked up a bit in March, peaked throughout the summer, and has been on a downslide throughout the fall. Now we are heading into what is usually the busiest time of year with the holiday season upon us and these last two months had a lot of ground to make up after how dismal the fall has been. However, when you look at the overall scope of November 2007 all it did was pretty much continue the downward spiral that was going on even though there were a few bright spots with some of the films released this month. The first film released this month that makes it into this category is the crime drama American Gangster, a film loosely based on the real life gangster Frank Lucas and his rise to power by smuggling heroin into the USA. Despite some controversy surrounding the figures portrayed in the film, it did earn positive reviews from critics and was able to finish first in its opening weekend ahead of Bee Movie which Iâm sure stunned some people and it would go on to have a pretty solid run throughout the month. The next film released this month that is a winner of the month is the animated/live action film Enchanted, a Disney film which sees an animated princess thrown into real-life New York City and try to make her way home while adjusting to reality. The film was well received from critics who enjoyed Disney taking a playful jab at their own films, and this film would play out pretty well over Thanksgiving as it had the second highest opening on Thanksgiving weekend behind only Toy Story 2 even though it was still on the lower end of Thanksgiving weekends. The third film released this month that makes it into this category is the thriller film No Country for Old Men, based on the novel of the same name which follows a Texas welder and Vietnam veteran as they struggle to survive in 1980s West Texas. It would end up being one of the best reviewed films of the year with many considering it the Coen Brothers greatest film, and it would be listed on more criticsâ top 10 lists than any other film released this year which validates it as one of the best films of 2007 as it would have a good run in limited release before having a solid run after it was widely released. The fourth and final film released this month that makes it into this category is the comedy musical This Christmas, a film which sees the eldest son of a family visit them on Christmas for the first time in four years. Unlike the previous three films in this category which were well reviewed by critics, this one was not liked as much and would receive more mixed reviews, but it would end up doing mildly decent with its holiday tie-in and coming out on Thanksgiving weekend though it couldnât hold a candle to Enchanted. So while there were some films that would go on to have solid runs throughout the holiday season, they were unable to hold a candle to the previous year and ultimately the year continued downward and the year would need a Christmas miracle to save it.
November Losers: Bee Movie, Beowulf, Fred Claus, and Mr. Magoriumâs Wonder Emporium
So as I just mentioned, the month of November did have some films that would go on to have pretty good runs and make a good chunk of money, but it wasnât enough to drag the box office out of the hole that the fall had dug. On top of that, there were several other films released this month that looked like it couldâve assisted the winners in making November a successful month, but instead you could say that it ended up just being more weight that dragged down the month and helped lead to it being underwhelming in terms of previous Novembers. The first film released this month that ends up being one of the losers of the month is the animated film Bee Movie, a film which sees a bee try to sue the human race for exploiting his fellow bees for honey. Despite coming out right at the beginning of the month and with October having been devoid of any family films, this shouldâve been the prime spot for Bee Movie to make a good amount of money going into Thanksgiving before Enchanted came out. However, the middling reviews ended up hurting it in the long run and after finishing second in its opening weekend to American Gangster, it was all downhill from there as it would be lapped easily by Enchanted though it did end up finishing in the top three for the month which considering how much it made isnât much of a compliment. The second film released this month that ends up being a loser of the month is the fantasy film Beowulf, loosely based on the epic poem that sees the hero come to Denmark to protect the people from a monster and his mother. The film would end up receiving positive reviews from critics despite the way it was filmed and its differences from the novel, but it wasnât enough to draw the mainstream to it and it would lead the least attended mid-November weekend in 14 years which one could argue ended up being the lowest point of this whole year. The third film released this month that ends up being put in this category is the holiday comedy film Fred Claus, a film which sees Santa Clausâ brother Fred return to the North Pole to work for Santa to earn money needed only to cause problems between the two. Despite the holiday tie-in and having Vince Vaughn as the star when he was still at his drawing best, the film would end up being poorly reviewed from critics and would crumble under the weight of Bee Movie and Enchanted. It wouldnât be the only family film to suffer as the fourth and final film released this month that ends up being a loser is the film Mr. Magoriumâs Wonder Emporium, a film where an eccentric owner of a magic toy shop takes a struggling pianist under his wing to eventually take over his shop when he leaves. Despite positive feedback for the performances of Natalie Portman and Jason Bateman, the film would receive poor reviews from critics and would end up debuting under Bee Movie and Fred Claus before being completely crushed by Enchanted and it would barely make it into the top 10 of the month. This has to be one of the first times since doing these recaps that in a month that saw so many family films released in one month after a month where none were released, only one film broke out which was Enchanted while the others that are in this category either underwhelmed or pretty much tanked completely which led to the overall underperforming of the month.
The Surprise/Story of November 2007: Gangsters overtake princesses and bees to win underwhelming November 2007
So as I had mentioned earlier in the recap, 2007 has been on a bad downward slide throughout the fall after a pretty hot summer and it was supposed to be around this time when things would turn around and the year would end on a high note. However for whatever reason, the doldrums that the box office had become throughout the fall continued here into November and it was a major step backwards especially when you compare to last year at this time. To put it into a bit of perspective, the last month saw no films aimed at families released and this month alone saw four films released that were geared towards families with one tying in the holiday season. However, only two films managed to break the $100 million mark which were Enchanted and Bee Movie with Enchanted finishing just ahead of Bee Movie by a mere $1 million. But even with four family films being released this month, they all ended up playing second fiddle to American Gangster which finished with just over $130 million which may look impressive if it was released in one of the other down months. But coming out in a month that saw a family film make almost $200 million the previous year, there is only one word that can describe this month and it was in fact âunderwhelmingâ as the box offices blahs continue and now it comes down to December to salvage the year.
Overachiever of November 2007: No Country for Old Men
This was an interesting month in that the family films that were released this month either did fairly decent like Enchanted and Bee Movie or underperformed like Fred Claus (more on that in the next category). It looked like there would be a film that would go on to have a very successful run similar to Borat last year which was a surprise hit, but this year didnât see that happen as none of the other films ended up overperforming and lift the month up. In terms of what film would be considered to be the overachiever of the month, the only film that really met the criteria was the film No Country for Old Men. After having a solid run on the limited circuit, the film would go wide on Thanksgiving weekend and would end up playing very well throughout the months behind great reviews from critics who considered it one of the greatest films of the decade. We will get into the filmâs success in a few categories from now which as mentioned would help validate it as one of the best films of the year, and as such earns its spot as the overachiever of the month.
Underachiever of November 2007: Fred Claus
As I have mentioned a few times in the last year and a half that Iâve done this report, either the overachiever or underachiever of the month would be an easy choice for one and a hard choice for the other one. In this case, the overachiever was a bit difficult to choose while choosing an underachiever was a bit easier considering there were a bit more options to choose from. Given that there were four family films released this month and half of them underwhelmed, it was more than likely that one of them would be declared the underachiever of the month and sure enough that comes to fruition as my choice for underachiever of the month is Fred Claus. As mentioned in the loser of the month category, Vince Vaughn was still a pretty bankable star at this point and it was interesting to see him in a movie like this playing Santaâs older brother, and given how close to the holidays the film was released it seemed like a no-brainer that it would do well. Instead, the film was panned by critics who felt Vaughn was out of place in a family film and coming out a week after Bee Movie and two weeks before Enchanted, it proved to be a disaster and the film would quickly bottom out by the time Christmas rolled around. You know youâre in big trouble when a film based around Christmas that is released around Christmas ends up tanking, and it goes to show that simply having the Christmas presence isnât enough to make money during the holiday and it ends up being a microcosm as to how underwhelming the month was.
November 2007 Awards Watch: American Gangster, Enchanted, Bee Movie, No Country for Old Men, August Rush, and Awake
As we head into the end of the year, everyone knows that it was now time for the bulk of the awards contenders to come out around this time and attempt to make some good money going into the ceremonies. This month saw a very unique group of films released that ranged from positive reviews to negative reviews, and it would be interesting to see which ones would get the nod in any of the three award shows. The first film from this month that makes it in this category is American Gangster as it would be nominated for two Academy Awards (Best Supporting Actress and Best Art Direction) though it wouldnât win either, and it would also be nominated for 3 Golden Globe Awards (Best Picture â Drama, Best Actor â Drama, and Best Director) though it wouldnât win any of those either. The second film released this month that makes it here is Enchanted as it would be nominated for one Academy Award (Best Original Song for three different songs) though none of them would win, and it would also be nominated for two Golden Globe Awards (Best Actress â Musical or Comedy and Best Original Song) though it wouldnât win either one. The next film from this month that gets into this category is Bee Movie which would be nominated for one Golden Globe Award (Best Animated Picture) though it wouldnât win and so far the November films are not having much success though that would change with the next film. The next film from this category that makes it in here is No Country for Old Men which would win four Academy Awards (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Adapted Screenplay) and this would be the most wins for a film in this yearâs ceremony, and it would also be nominated for four more awards (Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing, Best Cinematography, and Best Film Editing). The film would also win two Golden Globe Awards (Best Supporting Actor and Best Screenplay) while also being nominated for two more (Best Picture â Drama and Best Director) which would solidify its standing as one of the best films of the year. The next film released this month that makes it into this category is the drama August Rush, a film about a piano prodigy who tries to learn about his past while his mother was also looking for him. Despite the poor reviews from critics, the film would end up receiving one Academy Award nomination (Best Original Song) though it wouldnât win and was one of the lower end films to get a nomination. The sixth and final film from this month to get included in this category is the thriller Awake, a film about a man who remains conscious during surgery and uncovers a murder attempt against him by his girlfriend. The film would be panned by critics and would be the only film in this month to receive any Golden Raspberry Award nominations as it received two (Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple) though it wouldnât win either one. It is pretty interesting considering how underwhelming the month ended up being in terms of money made, yet a bunch of films managed to snag plenty of award nominations and victories which is quite a testament to those films succeeding despite being in a disappointing month.
Overall Thoughts of November 2007:
So overall, it is pretty safe to say that even though this month did fare better than some of the other months of the year, November 2007 ends up being probably the most disappointing month of the year to this point. As mentioned, the fall of 2007 has been very dismal and this was the chance to turn things around and end the year on a high note much like we saw last year, but ultimately November ends up continuing that downward trend and the entire box office appears to be in a slide going into December. Now the month was not a complete failure unlike other months like January and October as a few films did crack $100 million and did fairly well, but again they wouldâve been more impressive in another month and not a month like November thatâs supposed to be one of the big months of the year. 2007 has been quite the year for the box office as it has had its high points (mainly the summer) and certainly its low points (January and the fall), and coming off this month which ended up being pretty disappointing it is now up to December to try and end the year on a high note. As for the month of November 2007, it is a pretty disappointing month that continues the box office blahs that the fall had brought on.
Final Grade: C
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Short Dating Profile Examples: Over 30 Fun Bios
Similar to how explaining a joke ceases to make it funny, overkill in your dating profile can suck the intrigue out or a first encounter. Too much information can come off as overbearing, leave you with a conversation void on a first date, or simply take up way too much of your time and energy. Below are over 30 short dating profile examples and ideas for some short and sweet approaches to writing your bio that will help you knock this annoying task off your list and get you swiping sooner.
Approach 1: Keep It To The Facts If you had to whittle yourself down to an elevator conversation, what would make the cut? Three to five quick and essential thoughts in your About Me will do the trick, so long as theyâre memorable enough for someone to remember you.
1. Natural redhead, unnaturally good at limbo contests, hates seafood but loves goldfish crackers
2. Top 5 movies: Amelie, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Emperorâs New Groove, Wet Hot American Summer.
3. I have a twin brother, no he doesnât look like me, DO NOT EVEN ASK IF WE ARE IDENTICAL.
4. My #1 vacation destination is the Minnesota State Fair, and I donât understand why it doesnât make more appearances on Insider.
5. I majored in art. I work as a writer. One Art Degree for sale, perfect condition, $35,000 OBO.
6. Iâm afraid of heights, and I canât swim, so letâs do some land activities.
Pick A Fave And Roll With It Is there a movie you know every line to? An album that shaped your entire adult identity? A hobby you turned into an Etsy empire? Share a quick blurb about it. Those who respond will find a huge part of your life intriguing, and thatâs a great place to start.
7. All I want is someone who can sing the Elephant Love Medley Duet from Moulin Rouge with me. My sister could do it, but she always makes me be the boy.
8. You havenât lived until youâve tasted a bacon peanut butter chocolate malt from Five Guys. If youâd like to argue with me, Iâd be HAPPY to do a taste test.
9. I know every word of the ten-season run of Friends by heart, and my next goal in life is to watch them en Español until I know Spanish.
10. Whatâs your favorite Jonas Brothers song and why? Mine is Good Night and Goodbye, and in the following dissertation I will explain in detail why they were the best boy band of all time. (cont.)
11. Three years ago I started a book club. We mostly read wine labels.
12. My mood is either the end of Monument Valley, or the end of Inside. Never in between.
13. Sriracha makes everything better.
 Obscure References FTW If youâre not that into pleasantries and small talk, this is a great way to comb through the weeds when it comes to meaningful connections. Go with a line from a TV show that always busts your gut, a not-so-famous historical quote that you identify with, or a nod to your neighborhoodâs best kept secret, and those who get the reference are automatically in the club.
14. 42
15. People tend to overlook Vince Vaughnâs most brilliant and nuanced work as âLuke Zoolander.â
16. Do you think Postmates will deliver me a plate of chicken drummies from the Nanâs menu circa 1994?
17. Iâm more of a Russ than a Ross.
18. I shot first.
19. Oh to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves; let me forget about today until tomorrowâŠ
 Lead With A Teaser Some may call this click bait, but hey, whatever opens the door to conversation⊠Tell a joke, but leave out the punch line, post a pic of you with a celebrity and a caption alluding to the insane story, anything that comes off as quirky or intriguing will leave people dying to chat with you.
20. I dare you to ask me what happened when I met Snoop Dogg at a wrestling event in New York City.
21. Look Iâm not good at a lot of things, but I can do my make up to look exactly like Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls, so we should go clubbing.
22. Whatâs the best thing about living in Switzerland?
23. I have the greatest idea for an app of all time, please inquire if youâre interested in investment opportunities.
24. A/S/L? âŠNo I donât want to know yours, I want you to guess mine.
25. Of all the things you could walk out of a Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet with, you wouldnât think it would be a banana. And yetâŠ
 Let Your Social Do The Talking Your social media accounts likely give a pretty well rounded view of who you are as a person, so skipping the cheesy intros and just linking to or referencing the one youâre most active on cuts out the boring middle man. Plus it gives your potentials permission to stalk you, which, letâs be real, they were going to do anyway. At least this way, you own it.
26. Share your top pinned tweetâItâs usually the one that has gotten the most attention. Mine says âIâm tired the way old people are tired at the end of their lives.â
27. Link to your Instagram pageâfire selfies and all the delicious food you could be cooking for your future partner⊠itâs a no-brainer.
28. Download and share a particularly good Snapchat storyâNobody wouldnât love a 14 second snap of your roommateâs cat being a weirdo.
29. Share the results of your latest Buzzfeed quizâIn case you were wondering, based on my favorite kind of bread, Ryan Gosling is my husband.
30. Link to your list of Twitter favesâTheyâll get a good sense of what makes you laugh, your political stance, or whatever it is you choose to focus on on a regular basis.
31. Share the latest Facebook-generated word cloud you madeâthe center of my last one was my momâs name, which I know isnât that appealing, but itâs a conversation starter to say the least.
 You can use any of these approaches or a combination to get you started on a short, but sweet dating profile bio, but no matter which approach you take, the key is to be warm, fun, and engaging. If you can infuse some humor or an interesting talking point into your description, people are going to want to get to know you.
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Similar to how explaining a joke ceases to make it funny, overkill in your dating profile can suck the intrigue out or a first encounter. Too much information can come off as overbearing, leave you with a conversation void on a first date, or simply take up way too much of your time and energy. Below are over 30 short dating profile examples and ideas for some short and sweet approaches to writing your bio that will help you knock this annoying task off your list and get you swiping sooner.
Approach 1: Keep It To The Facts If you had to whittle yourself down to an elevator conversation, what would make the cut? Three to five quick and essential thoughts in your About Me will do the trick, so long as theyâre memorable enough for someone to remember you.
1. Natural redhead, unnaturally good at limbo contests, hates seafood but loves goldfish crackers
2. Top 5 movies: Amelie, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Emperorâs New Groove, Wet Hot American Summer.
3. I have a twin brother, no he doesnât look like me, DO NOT EVEN ASK IF WE ARE IDENTICAL.
4. My #1 vacation destination is the Minnesota State Fair, and I donât understand why it doesnât make more appearances on Insider.
5. I majored in art. I work as a writer. One Art Degree for sale, perfect condition, $35,000 OBO.
6. Iâm afraid of heights, and I canât swim, so letâs do some land activities.
Pick A Fave And Roll With It Is there a movie you know every line to? An album that shaped your entire adult identity? A hobby you turned into an Etsy empire? Share a quick blurb about it. Those who respond will find a huge part of your life intriguing, and thatâs a great place to start.
7. All I want is someone who can sing the Elephant Love Medley Duet from Moulin Rouge with me. My sister could do it, but she always makes me be the boy.
8. You havenât lived until youâve tasted a bacon peanut butter chocolate malt from Five Guys. If youâd like to argue with me, Iâd be HAPPY to do a taste test.
9. I know every word of the ten-season run of Friends by heart, and my next goal in life is to watch them en Español until I know Spanish.
10. Whatâs your favorite Jonas Brothers song and why? Mine is Good Night and Goodbye, and in the following dissertation I will explain in detail why they were the best boy band of all time. (cont.)
11. Three years ago I started a book club. We mostly read wine labels.
12. My mood is either the end of Monument Valley, or the end of Inside. Never in between.
13. Sriracha makes everything better.
 Obscure References FTW If youâre not that into pleasantries and small talk, this is a great way to comb through the weeds when it comes to meaningful connections. Go with a line from a TV show that always busts your gut, a not-so-famous historical quote that you identify with, or a nod to your neighborhoodâs best kept secret, and those who get the reference are automatically in the club.
14. 42
15. People tend to overlook Vince Vaughnâs most brilliant and nuanced work as âLuke Zoolander.â
16. Do you think Postmates will deliver me a plate of chicken drummies from the Nanâs menu circa 1994?
17. Iâm more of a Russ than a Ross.
18. I shot first.
19. Oh to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves; let me forget about today until tomorrowâŠ
 Lead With A Teaser Some may call this click bait, but hey, whatever opens the door to conversation⊠Tell a joke, but leave out the punch line, post a pic of you with a celebrity and a caption alluding to the insane story, anything that comes off as quirky or intriguing will leave people dying to chat with you.
20. I dare you to ask me what happened when I met Snoop Dogg at a wrestling event in New York City.
21. Look Iâm not good at a lot of things, but I can do my make up to look exactly like Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls, so we should go clubbing.
22. Whatâs the best thing about living in Switzerland?
23. I have the greatest idea for an app of all time, please inquire if youâre interested in investment opportunities.
24. A/S/L? âŠNo I donât want to know yours, I want you to guess mine.
25. Of all the things you could walk out of a Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet with, you wouldnât think it would be a banana. And yetâŠ
 Let Your Social Do The Talking Your social media accounts likely give a pretty well rounded view of who you are as a person, so skipping the cheesy intros and just linking to or referencing the one youâre most active on cuts out the boring middle man. Plus it gives your potentials permission to stalk you, which, letâs be real, they were going to do anyway. At least this way, you own it.
26. Share your top pinned tweetâItâs usually the one that has gotten the most attention. Mine says âIâm tired the way old people are tired at the end of their lives.â
27. Link to your Instagram pageâfire selfies and all the delicious food you could be cooking for your future partner⊠itâs a no-brainer.
28. Download and share a particularly good Snapchat storyâNobody wouldnât love a 14 second snap of your roommateâs cat being a weirdo.
29. Share the results of your latest Buzzfeed quizâIn case you were wondering, based on my favorite kind of bread, Ryan Gosling is my husband.
30. Link to your list of Twitter favesâTheyâll get a good sense of what makes you laugh, your political stance, or whatever it is you choose to focus on on a regular basis.
31. Share the latest Facebook-generated word cloud you madeâthe center of my last one was my momâs name, which I know isnât that appealing, but itâs a conversation starter to say the least.
 You can use any of these approaches or a combination to get you started on a short, but sweet dating profile bio, but no matter which approach you take, the key is to be warm, fun, and engaging. If you can infuse some humor or an interesting talking point into your description, people are going to want to get to know you.
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Short Dating Profile Examples: Over 30 Fun Bios
Similar to how explaining a joke ceases to make it funny, overkill in your dating profile can suck the intrigue out or a first encounter. Too much information can come off as overbearing, leave you with a conversation void on a first date, or simply take up way too much of your time and energy. Below are over 30 short dating profile examples and ideas for some short and sweet approaches to writing your bio that will help you knock this annoying task off your list and get you swiping sooner.
Approach 1: Keep It To The Facts If you had to whittle yourself down to an elevator conversation, what would make the cut? Three to five quick and essential thoughts in your About Me will do the trick, so long as theyâre memorable enough for someone to remember you.
1. Natural redhead, unnaturally good at limbo contests, hates seafood but loves goldfish crackers
2. Top 5 movies: Amelie, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Emperorâs New Groove, Wet Hot American Summer.
3. I have a twin brother, no he doesnât look like me, DO NOT EVEN ASK IF WE ARE IDENTICAL.
4. My #1 vacation destination is the Minnesota State Fair, and I donât understand why it doesnât make more appearances on Insider.
5. I majored in art. I work as a writer. One Art Degree for sale, perfect condition, $35,000 OBO.
6. Iâm afraid of heights, and I canât swim, so letâs do some land activities.
Pick A Fave And Roll With It Is there a movie you know every line to? An album that shaped your entire adult identity? A hobby you turned into an Etsy empire? Share a quick blurb about it. Those who respond will find a huge part of your life intriguing, and thatâs a great place to start.
7. All I want is someone who can sing the Elephant Love Medley Duet from Moulin Rouge with me. My sister could do it, but she always makes me be the boy.
8. You havenât lived until youâve tasted a bacon peanut butter chocolate malt from Five Guys. If youâd like to argue with me, Iâd be HAPPY to do a taste test.
9. I know every word of the ten-season run of Friends by heart, and my next goal in life is to watch them en Español until I know Spanish.
10. Whatâs your favorite Jonas Brothers song and why? Mine is Good Night and Goodbye, and in the following dissertation I will explain in detail why they were the best boy band of all time. (cont.)
11. Three years ago I started a book club. We mostly read wine labels.
12. My mood is either the end of Monument Valley, or the end of Inside. Never in between.
13. Sriracha makes everything better.
 Obscure References FTW If youâre not that into pleasantries and small talk, this is a great way to comb through the weeds when it comes to meaningful connections. Go with a line from a TV show that always busts your gut, a not-so-famous historical quote that you identify with, or a nod to your neighborhoodâs best kept secret, and those who get the reference are automatically in the club.
14. 42
15. People tend to overlook Vince Vaughnâs most brilliant and nuanced work as âLuke Zoolander.â
16. Do you think Postmates will deliver me a plate of chicken drummies from the Nanâs menu circa 1994?
17. Iâm more of a Russ than a Ross.
18. I shot first.
19. Oh to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves; let me forget about today until tomorrowâŠ
 Lead With A Teaser Some may call this click bait, but hey, whatever opens the door to conversation⊠Tell a joke, but leave out the punch line, post a pic of you with a celebrity and a caption alluding to the insane story, anything that comes off as quirky or intriguing will leave people dying to chat with you.
20. I dare you to ask me what happened when I met Snoop Dogg at a wrestling event in New York City.
21. Look Iâm not good at a lot of things, but I can do my make up to look exactly like Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls, so we should go clubbing.
22. Whatâs the best thing about living in Switzerland?
23. I have the greatest idea for an app of all time, please inquire if youâre interested in investment opportunities.
24. A/S/L? âŠNo I donât want to know yours, I want you to guess mine.
25. Of all the things you could walk out of a Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet with, you wouldnât think it would be a banana. And yetâŠ
 Let Your Social Do The Talking Your social media accounts likely give a pretty well rounded view of who you are as a person, so skipping the cheesy intros and just linking to or referencing the one youâre most active on cuts out the boring middle man. Plus it gives your potentials permission to stalk you, which, letâs be real, they were going to do anyway. At least this way, you own it.
26. Share your top pinned tweetâItâs usually the one that has gotten the most attention. Mine says âIâm tired the way old people are tired at the end of their lives.â
27. Link to your Instagram pageâfire selfies and all the delicious food you could be cooking for your future partner⊠itâs a no-brainer.
28. Download and share a particularly good Snapchat storyâNobody wouldnât love a 14 second snap of your roommateâs cat being a weirdo.
29. Share the results of your latest Buzzfeed quizâIn case you were wondering, based on my favorite kind of bread, Ryan Gosling is my husband.
30. Link to your list of Twitter favesâTheyâll get a good sense of what makes you laugh, your political stance, or whatever it is you choose to focus on on a regular basis.
31. Share the latest Facebook-generated word cloud you madeâthe center of my last one was my momâs name, which I know isnât that appealing, but itâs a conversation starter to say the least.
 You can use any of these approaches or a combination to get you started on a short, but sweet dating profile bio, but no matter which approach you take, the key is to be warm, fun, and engaging. If you can infuse some humor or an interesting talking point into your description, people are going to want to get to know you.
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